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Boreas

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#23
"I find your lack of Feng Shui....disturbing."
 

Boreas

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#24
"Whichever little shit messed up on metric to imperial calculations is in for a little force choking."
 

Boreas

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#25
*Sniff* "Oh Moffy, we had some good times, didn't we? Remember Alderaan?"
 
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Boreas

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Every year Vader went to the Death Star Memorial to reminisce quietly about the good times he and Moffy had had, destroying planets and killing billions.
 

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"Blow this for a game of soldiers. When I'll get back to the spaceship, the person who disables the tractor beam is gonna fry!"
 

Boreas

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#28
"Now witness the power of this fully blessed and auspiciously placed Garden Sculpture."
 

Boreas

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#29
Falling on hard times, Darth was forced to sell his architect's model of the Death Star, along with his stuffed, life-sized Ewok collection from Endor. He now lives in an old Imperial escape pod behind a 7-11.
 

Boreas

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#32
Vader knew that giving the Death Star plans to Spinal Tap's set designers had been a big mistake.
 

Boreas

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#33
The "Honey, I Shrunk the Death Star" movie made Darth very sad.
 

Boreas

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#34
Darth concluded that force choking just wasn't enough anymore. With firm resolve, he decided to regular choke the culpable engineer. "That's what I need," he thought, "a change-up."
 

Boreas

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#35
Isn't anyone else liking this caption game, or am I just enjoying it too much?
 

Boreas

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#36
Dear Lord Vader,

We have always looked up to, and been inspired by, the immigration policies the Empire endorsed during the reign of your respected Emperor. Please accept this detailed replica of the Death Star as a token of our esteem. I hope it brings you some solace during an early and unexpected retirement.

Warm regards,

N. Farage

P.s.: Please find enclosed our registration form. We would be honoured to include you in our membership.
 
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Boreas

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#38
Space Shuttle - Horse Rider.jpg

Reminds me a little of Frank Frazetta's Death Dealer. Anyone remember that iconic painting?
 

Boreas

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#39
NASA, still waiting for funding.
 

Boreas

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#40
As he stared upon the monument, the man pondered the nature of dark magics that could create an abomination such as this, and was glad his world was rid of it.