Falling on hard times, Darth was forced to sell his architect's model of the Death Star, along with his stuffed, life-sized Ewok collection from Endor. He now lives in an old Imperial escape pod behind a 7-11.
We have always looked up to, and been inspired by, the immigration policies the Empire endorsed during the reign of your respected Emperor. Please accept this detailed replica of the Death Star as a token of our esteem. I hope it brings you some solace during an early and unexpected retirement.
P.s.: Please find enclosed our registration form. We would be honoured to include you in our membership.