"... best put him out of his misery. I'll smoother him with this fire blanket."
"Don't worry, I can break his neck right here. Like Gena Davies did in Long Kiss Goodnight? Remember that film?"
"Oh yeah... <Samuel L. voice> I'd have been here sooner but I was thinking up that ham on rye line!"
"That's the one. Lolz." <CRACK>
Elf 1: "This is what happens when Rudolph's torch of a nose is off-duty."
Elf 2: "It's the boss' fault, always pamperin'. I bet ya he don't even have a cold."
Elf 1: "I hear ya. Bloody Diva is what he is, always demandin' time off on account of the others pokin' fun."
Elf 2: "Well, Prancer ain't laughing no more."
Elf 1: "No, he ain't doing nothin' no more...'cept bein' served."
Elf 2: "First dibs on haunch."