I learned things about armor I wished I hadn't. It was good news-bad news- good news for the knights. The good news was they didn't need to dig latrines. The bad news was their armor served that purpose and they had to walk around and fight in it that enclosed space for days at a time. The good news was the squires had to clean it for them. By the time they came around to save the maidens in distress the girls were like "Oh my her...err..could you back up a bit? Oh. Never mind. But thanks anyhow. I think I'll just take my chances with the dragon."